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Squishable Loaf of Bread

Squishable

$42

Ah bread! The most glorious staple, found in every culture, made in every country, loved by everyone who has even a single tastebud. I like mine whole grain, light and fluffy, gluten free, filled with multiple grains, made of potato, large enough to be used as a bat, covered in stuff like a pretzel, and yet somehow it's still bread! Thank you bread for making us happy by just being you. 15 squishy inches of the yeast you can do! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!
Made in Viet Nam