Kids say the darndest (and dumbest) things—and now you have the perfect place to record every last one of them. This ridiculously small diary (just 2.75” x 3.75”) is made to capture all those hilarious, weird, and downright confusing quotes your little genius blurts out. With 112 gilded-edge pages, it’s like a time capsule for your kid’s finest moments of accidental comedy. This diary might look sweet and old-fashioned, but on the inside? Pure chaos. It’s the ideal combo of elegant design and “I can’t believe you just said that.” Finally, a place to memorialize.